Santa Won’t Be Answering Letters This Year

How sad is this.. The USPS has decided that a 55 year tradition of volunteers answering letters to Santa will no longer take place due to the discovery of one of their “volunteers” being a pedophile.

I’m saddened by this as I had hoped that especially this year, when most middle class kids won’t be getting the latest toy from Wally World or ToysRThem that at least they would get  a nice letter from The Jolly Old Elf wishing them a Merry Christmas with a Postmarked Letter from the North Pole

So here is the alternative, go to your local rubber stamp manufacturer, and have them make a stamp for you that looks like a postmark( but obviously isn’t), Write the letter yourself, and discreetly gather it with the other mail you will get from the mailbox, viola’!.. Your child will get that letter they painstakingly practiced for hours writing in their best cursive letters, editing, erasing and finally putting it on paper, the final “list” in beautiful black permanent ink to the one person they know will give them hope.

Santa Claus

I believe, shouldn’t you!